The Bro Code: Artículo 83

La lectura de The Bro Code viene amenizando mis horas de estudio ultimamente. En lugar de tomarme un descanso viendo la prensa o escuchando la radio, ahora leo unos cuantos artículos de esta bendita Biblia.

He decidido ir poniendo aquí lo más destacable.



Article 83

A Bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever, ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.

Exceptions:

  • Co-worker is an eight or better

  • You are co-worker's superior

  • Co-worker dresses a little slutty

  • Getting fired from job not such a bad thing

  • Company recently sued for sexual harassment - unlikely to happen again

  • Someone makes a bet that you can't

  • You are switching floors soon

  • You and co-worker get stuck in elevator

  • You hit the emergency button and get "stuck" in the elevator with co-worker

  • Co-worker going to be fired, or soon will be, after you sabotage co-worker's files

  • You mixed it up with co-worker before becoming co-workers

  • Co-worker hits on you

  • You are in a little bit of a rut, romantically speaking

  • Co-worker going through divorce

  • Co-worker looking pretty good lately

  • Co-worker not offended when you "accidentally" email provocative pictures of self to office


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    # by elwen - 8/2/10 18:06

    Vamos, que cualquier excusa es buena. No es un mal principio :P

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