La lectura de The Bro Code viene amenizando mis horas de estudio ultimamente. En lugar de tomarme un descanso viendo la prensa o escuchando la radio, ahora leo unos cuantos artículos de esta bendita Biblia.
He decidido ir poniendo aquí lo más destacable.
A Bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever, ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.
- Co-worker is an eight or better
- You are co-worker's superior
- Co-worker dresses a little slutty
- Getting fired from job not such a bad thing
- Company recently sued for sexual harassment - unlikely to happen again
- Someone makes a bet that you can't
- You are switching floors soon
- You and co-worker get stuck in elevator
- You hit the emergency button and get "stuck" in the elevator with co-worker
- Co-worker going to be fired, or soon will be, after you sabotage co-worker's files
- You mixed it up with co-worker before becoming co-workers
- Co-worker hits on you
- You are in a little bit of a rut, romantically speaking
- Co-worker going through divorce
- Co-worker looking pretty good lately
- Co-worker not offended when you "accidentally" email provocative pictures of self to office
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